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PRESS RELEASE

A stripped down Hey Mook appeared on 3CR at 7p.m. on Sat 21st of April 2007 and got an enthusiastic reception from Blue Green Footprints host, Marcus Mulcahy, on installment one(b.) of the 2007 Mainland Mini Tour. The set list was a slowish version of Drive me home, Clavarance Barker, Dark end of the street and a previously unheard number about boots of Spanish leather and a dead corporate rock star all featuring the excellent family friendly talents of travelling Mooks Kim, Tor and Simon on a variety of musical instruments. You shoulda been there.

Chiltone Records are proud to present the new long player by Hobart song writing stalwarts Hey Mook.



Mook News Updates

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Dear Sceptics please see below for your education: (p.s. hello
Uckles)


Earth audit demands action
The Age - April 6, 2005
The moral of the story of Chicken Little, who jumps to the
ill-informed conclusion that the sky is falling, is so well
understood that it is often invoked to dismiss "greenie"
doomsayers. It is a different matter when indifference greets an
authoritative study that finds humans are stretching natural
systems to breaking point. The Millennium Ecosystem Assessment -
a $31 million, four-year project involving 1360 researchers from
95 countries - serves as "a stark warning", say its authors, who
undertook an audit of the planet's ecosystems for United Nations
agencies, the World Bank and others. The warning cannot be
dismissed as baseless, but it won little attention in Australia.
The report's findings are startling: 
*	24 per cent of land is cultivated and 60 per cent of
ecosystems are degraded by pollution or exploitation; 
*	a quarter of fish stocks are overharvested; 
*	20 per cent of corals have been lost in 20 years; 
*	extinction rates are 100 to 1000 times the historical norm; 
*	disease outbreaks, floods and fires are more frequent
- there is no shortage of such statistics. 
The key conclusion is: "Human actions are depleting Earth's
natural capital, putting such strain on the environment that the
ability of the planet's ecosystems to sustain future generations
can no longer be taken for granted." 
The idea of sustainability is widely accepted, but often without
meaningful parameters. This study is the most comprehensive
attempt to set some. As with climate change, debate about the
precision of conclusions does not alter the need to manage and
minimise the risk. Because the potential costs of complacency
are so terribly high, good policy must err on the side of
caution.
The study notes that the decline of the planet's life-support
systems puts all other global goals, such as economic
development and eradication of hunger and poverty, in doubt. Yet
the report contains seeds of hope in the ability of developed
nations to restore the health of ecosystems, replant forests and
clean up their air and water, often through advances in
technology - although much more must be done. Many of its
recommendations are, in fact, consistent with the goals of
global development; poverty and environmental degradation go
together. Even those who mockingly quote Chicken Little - and
they, in turn, invite reference to the tragedy of Cassandra -
ought to see the sense in better management of Earth's wonderful
but finite living resources.
See the following link for more sobering details:
<http://www.millenniumassessment.org/en/index.aspx>

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That's it folks, no more gigs for 2004. See you all in 2005.

In the meantime Hey Mook's new long player 'Never gets you anywhere' may be snaffled at The Hobart Bookshop and all good music stores.

If you missed out on the CD launch or just want to refresh your brain read all about it here.

Don't forget to wash your face twice a day otherwise we'll cancel christmas.

Tas Music assist Hey Mook in snavelling the prestigious Steve Earle and the Dukes support at Tas Uni on Nov 29th. by providing character references to Chugg Entertainments anti-terror unit... sorry your correspondent is having acid flash backs... However, Mook folk are advised not to miss the revolution in your own backyard ...buy your ticket now. On the home front the band are preparing for a two day stint at Red Planet studio as they attempt to record the missing pieces to the Horses Arse album puzzle. Stand-by for upcoming "unplugged" shows at the Crescent Hotel with support from Kindred Mook Souls. These Saturday afternoon/evening extravaganzas are not to be missed when you next visit Ye Olde Hobarton...or stumble out your own front (or back) door....The Mook family congratulates local fun loving lads Enola Fall on their recent distribution deal through Plastic Head Records in Europe. oh wooh oh oh oh .... i'm a shirkin' klass mann .... fuckin terrorist! effin' scheissendreck ... p.s. .... speaking of witch told wilsods that herr hefflemiere was no longer available for arbiet as it had not set him free except by possibly being killed by irrate customer ... do i ... local jokeblokearoonie ???? p.s. your managing the mooks now ... i.e. working for nix but a kick in the bollocks .... send web updates or i'll start making stuff up and stop crying about arts tas and get .... errrrr .... angry .....I spose ya think oh the memoir of a mook.. it swum like a spook ... yer smart brunswick clown!! Le Miserables ....whot ya call it, Uccles!inside a monster!

hmmm ... sound interesting Rumors of The Mooks hitting the Australian Mainland in 2004 / 2005 fed into fire. Possible support and gigs in process ...................

Saddam bowled Johnny

Rattle yer dags, here come the mooks .....

In the most landmark decision of all time since the coalition of the willings' pre-emptive strike on Iraq, the Mooks have consented to pack up their bags and hit the mainland in late January 2005 for a spot at the Harvest Festival.

Gig is on .... 14th of May [2005] at the New Sydney Hotel with Mr Anyone Nick Murphy ....

Hey Mook + Nick Murphy (The Anyones)

Hey Mook

Saturday, May 14

New Sydney Hotel

87 Bathurst Street
Hobart, Tas 7000
(03) 6234 4516

Chiltone Records present a night with Hey Mook and very special guest Nick Murphy of the Anyones. SATURDAY MAY THE 14TH. Concert will get under way about 9ish. The Mooks will be playing songs from their last two cds and previewing some new material. Nick Murphy is singer with the critically acclaimed Anyones who toured the world with Jet and played with Morissey among others. A one off night not to be missed.

SATURDAY MAY THE 14TH
NEW SYDNEY HOTEL BATHURST STREET 9.00 ISH

Entry is free!

Folks

The Mooks are releasing their difficult 3rd album (so difficult its taken 3 years to get our shit together)- Hey Mook Never Gets You Anywhere (chiltone records) - in December 2004 and there will be an album launch on the 10th of December at the Venue, Salamanca (up Woobies Lane) with the Nonchalants and Enola Fall. Kick off is 9 p.m. and the first band will be playing at 9.30 ish ....spam yer friends,spread the word, a piece of toast... but no STD's.... if you can't get there get a copy by visiting www.heymook.com or by visiting The Hobart Bookshop or any record shop of distinction ...

See you at the Venue

Simon

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Memoirs of a punk ..
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If you're free on December 10th go to the launch at The Venue in Salamanca Place Hobart. Strangers welcome.

({:}))))::::-news-flash- sat-1-4-2006- ::::(((({:}) Hey Hey it's saturday and Coast Radio Hobart announces that the band occasionally known as Hey Mook will be playing the Republic Bar TONITE!this Saturday the 1st of April 2006. No joke!

MookInc CEO lays it down. 'Last effort on CD production a tad short of the mark, although that song makes me wanna cry. Lift yer game like Carlton'

Hey Mooks, rattle yer dags and watch out for the 2004 Chiltone Records Manifesto where it will be layed on the line. Dude.

As for the rest of you retrobates out there splash some cash, arrange us a cash cow of a record deal or please get off our case. Wanna put your two cents worth in? Email it to the top.

YOU WISH ....

Hey Mook will be releasing their new album early in 2006.

Get Buzzed! Click here for mook news and reviews.

A big night at The Trout 12th of March 2005 for the first Tas Music show case gig.

Despite rejection for the 2005 event The Mooks have consented to pack up their bags and hit the mainland in late January 2006 for a spot at the Harvest Festival.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson (RIP, Feb 20, 2005)

Praise for Never Gets You Anywhere CHILTONE RECORDS. Click here now!

CORPORATE NEWS

UMOOKU CANNED

In what can only be described as a massive blow to his ego, Mookinc CEO and ocassional Webmaster UMOOKU has been told in no uncertain terms to pull 'dubious' web content by the recently appointed manager of Hey Mook, a Mr S. Cruickshank, allegedly of Hobart Town Tasmania.

The disputed description of the Mooks as 'Hobart's favourite band' was removed from the website on Thursday afternoon although noone could think of an alternative contender for that title.

In an unrelated but equally disturbing event, high profile but balding ALP parliamentarian, Peter Garret, has come out of retirement to reform iconic yob rock band, Midnight Oil. "errrr ... there is .... errrr ... too much political capital to be made from exploiting world events to be held by non core promises like never inflicting my music on the public ear again".

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Mooks 2005 Harvest Festival appearance canned.

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