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21st August 2002 ad. |
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email intercept |
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MOOKS BUNKER DOWN FOR NEW RECORDING |
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Confidential email reveals new material. |
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A high ranking officer of International Corporation, MookInc, has allegedly leaked confidential material relating to suspected Hobart Band, Hey Mook. The Mooks have apparently commenced rehersals for their next album in a secret Hobart location. |
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HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Local newspaper, The Mercury has denied all knowledge of rock and roll combo, Hey Mook, in the wake of controversy surrounding the alleged leaking of confidential internal emails, belonging to giant global corporation, MookInc. A man suspected of having met with wanted man, UMOOKU, was reported as having appeared in the paper with the extremely famous and very rich Sir Mick Jagger. When asked about the Mooks, Sir Mick reportedly said, 'Nevva eard of em mate, next question please.' Police reports indicate that Prince's Park in Melbourne may be a possible hideout for wanted MookInc Agent, UMOOKU. It is alleged that he published material relating to possible Hobart Band, Hey Mook, on carefully selected web servers throughout the world. It is believed that the material may contain adult content. 'I f**n well hope so.', said a local man, who didn't mind a bit of cleverly put colourful language. Suspected tunes are like ya do, $50 haircut, doesn't get you anywhere, the avenue, working man song, transistor town, international sheedy wit, and everything in no particular order. In an unrelated but disturbing event famous Australian Corporation, THE CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB , has seemingly slipped behind MookInc in yearly profit returns. Carlton spokesperson, Mr J. Elliott, said he was 'at a loss' to explain the poor result. He pointed out however that THE BLUES performance on the football field was easily on par with that of the MOOKS. |
