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14th November 2002 ad. |
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MOOKS FOOLED BY NET VIRUS |
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International terrorists hack MookInc computer system. |
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Mookinc computer systems have been infiltrated by international cyber terrorists. |
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Foot print of deadly computer virus sent by suspected cyber terrorist (left) cleverly disguised as a cute teddy bear. The suspect claimed it was the work of a Mr Bill Gates of California as he casually blew up a perfectly good panel van in the relentless pursuit of his subversive objectives. |
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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: International web giant MookInc has suffered damage to it's central computing facility in Melbourne following a stunning spam attack by international cyber terrorists, code named DEMOLITION. Fortunately damage has been minimal. The organisations systems manager, UMOOKU, claims to have the situation under control. However, when asked how the virus, clevery disguised as a cute teddy bear, slipped past the wicketkeeper, he seemed to be lost for words. There were red faces all around as the alleged attack turned out to be a hoax. 'Most of the damage appears to have been done by UMOOKU himself in his pathetic attempts to rectify a non-existant problem' scoffed a smug Mookinc employee known only as REDMAN during an appearance on THE ABC where he threatened to eat a handful of worm compost to make his point. Foriegn minister, Mr Alexander Downer, was reportedly appalled by what he saw on THE ABC. 'How anyone can make jokes at a time like this is beyond me' he said. 'However, the way this incident was so expertly handled by MookInc has given me great hope in our war against terrorism'. In an unrelated but equally disturbing incident The Carlton Football club is threatening to implode under the weight of alleged salary cap rorts unlike the Mooks who despite living outside the law remain honest. |
