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5th March 2003 ad.

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Coalition of the willing to cross county lines.

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The Mooks have defied a stern committee resolution to go it alone in their pursuit of album version 3.5.

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The small Hamlet of Nugent in Tasmania is bracing itself for the commencement of Hey Mook's next long player, tentatively titled, 'Half Time'.

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HOBART, AUSTRALIA: The Mooks have vowed to press ahead with plans to record album version 3.5 despite resolutions from the committee that the domestic front needs attention. "The lawn's knee high and all they want to do is f**k around with their bl**y guitars", said an upset committee member.

Foreign minister, Mr Alexander Downer, who was unavailable for comment, is believed to be in full support of the Mook's bold unilateral action. "The world has changed since the release of crash into you and we need a bold new approach in tackling the rot that is the TOP 100", said a clearly thrilled minister in a prior press engagement.

In an unrelated but equally disturbing incident a Brunswick musicologist has revealed similarities between the Tom Rush song Rye Whiskey and Hey Mook's hit Worms. "River of Whiskey indeed", scoffed a disgruntled duck while demanding a refund.