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12th Novemeber 2004 ad.

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Mooks 2005 Harvest Festival appearance gets canned

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Despite their best efforts the Mook's application for the 2005 Harvest Festival has been rejected.

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The Mooks have declined to accept defeat in the latest set back in their illustrious career.

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No Mooks here, just a rusty barrel and a pile of old junk ....

Don't be fooled.

Their promises are all hot wind.

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BRUNSWICK, MELBOURNE: The Mooks have set their sights on the 2006 The Harvest Festival following their shock rejection for next year's event.

"You can bring on Mick Thomas, The Handsome Family, Ron Peno, Kim Salmon, The Sandpebbles, Lisa Miller, I don't care who you bring on daddy, they're all going under the thunder of the Mooks", band spokesperson UMOOKU said in a rare public appearance. In a true display of magnanimity the festival organisers have been invited to attend the Mooks CD launch at The Venue in Hobart on December the 10th. "I even invited Chris Hollow to me birthday BBQ but he was a no show". However UMOOKU's blitherings have been dismissed as 'irrelevant' by former P.M. Robert Hawke.

In an unrelated but equally disturbing story dynamic new A.L.P. ladder climber Peter Garret, stole the march on the alleged witty and urbane Mooks yesterday by giving up on rock music all together. "These guy's should get real and get where the action is". "Playing in a rock band never got me anywhere".

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