2003 - RATING - we got a gong
In which media legend Stuart Coupe gives Hey Mook a big thumbs up on his friday afternoon Desert Island Disc segment.
RATING - close but not quite
"The MOOKS were gunna get played by aunty 3LO but due to Tassie's supurlative performance in the shield we got canned.
Ripped off!" said an angry red man at a recent Hey Mook gig.
"My normally luecistic pallor has been affected by smoke." he said at the end of the Mook's crowd pleaser at the Empire come Republic Hotel while being interviewed by The Police.
Professional ethics prevent the Mooks from phoning the culprit and demanding their rights as taxpayers.
Due to possible implication in the practice known in the Music Industry as CHART STACKING and the damage that a conviction and subsequent punitive action would inflict on MookInc's core production,
the Mooks have decided to take this blow on the chin.
"We have learned much from the Shane Warne Tragedy", said MookInc spokesperson UMOOKU.
"What we need is a f**ng QC", he later added.
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